"Whatever!!...... I did not do it." 
" You are annoying me, It is time for my beauty rest."
"Turn the lights off on your way out, & don't let the door hit you in the back side."
"Is there a reward?..... I doing my hubba bubba dance!! "
"That mess on the floor is from my boy friend the buzzard!! He flew in last nite and left in a hurry. Men are just pigs."
" Been drinking too much, picture a little wackout & fuzzy? You ought to see things fron this end ( lots of white dots)"
"Yes, officer I do have a drivers license somewhere. I crossed the border at midnite; no green card, but check out my green feathers. By the way, have you seen my 2 timing boy friend, the Buzzard? He went out for hot sauce and chips."
"Where are your feathers? Don't you point that thing at me, & and, .... don't call me sweetie pie!!"
"If I don't look at Grandpa, maybe he will go away."
"Really..............You're blocking the TV".
"You have got my full attention; but, my brain is going to blow up, & there are bugs & ants in my underwear!!"
"OK..... now go get me some ice cream!"
Jen is not an animal, the rest are still up for discussion.
"Yes, That was me who cut the cheese. I don't smell anything, why, .... do you ask?"
"Some things are more important!.... Now go away..... or I'll rip your arms and legs off!!"
Where is Baby Ben???
Where is Baby Ben???
